Ugh. Guess what I’m not doing right now. I’m not doing what I planned to do. I had plans for both last night and this morning. Oh, yes I did. And they were good plans, but they got cancelled. Now these were circumstances beyond anyone’s control; but it still sucks that everything has to be rescheduled and reshuffled.
So what can this cranky girl do to feel better?
Porn.
Okay, don’t get too excited. It’s not that kind of porn (my mother reads this blog). So before you make the kids leave the room, let me reassure you that this post is about…
Shoe Porn. (In my opinion, slightly more surefire). Just take a look if you don’t believe me…
Juicy Couture Dom Knit Graffiti Sneaker
Christian Louboutin-Love Flat
Elizabeth and James Snake-Embossed d'Orsay Wedge (also in black…!)
Manolo Blahnik Snake Embossed Pumps
Christian Louboutin-Paola Booty
Christian Louboutin Circus Cutout Suede Booty (DAY-um!)
Carlos Santana-Coqueta
Fendi Three-Toned Knee Boot
Carlos Santana-Prestige
Valentino Bow Couture Pump (Valentino, you get me every time)
Feel better? I know I do.
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So what can this cranky girl do to feel better?
Porn.
Okay, don’t get too excited. It’s not that kind of porn (my mother reads this blog). So before you make the kids leave the room, let me reassure you that this post is about…
Shoe Porn. (In my opinion, slightly more surefire). Just take a look if you don’t believe me…
Juicy Couture Dom Knit Graffiti Sneaker
Christian Louboutin-Love Flat
Elizabeth and James Snake-Embossed d'Orsay Wedge (also in black…!)
Manolo Blahnik Snake Embossed Pumps
Christian Louboutin-Paola Booty
Christian Louboutin Circus Cutout Suede Booty (DAY-um!)
Carlos Santana-Coqueta
Fendi Three-Toned Knee Boot
Carlos Santana-Prestige
Valentino Bow Couture Pump (Valentino, you get me every time)
Feel better? I know I do.
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